Me my fat and I

I  know I’m no longer easy on da eyes, I’m fat and ugly...I have what is called a ba’doody aka a big belly and booty I fall into that category and I’m wide as all out doors with big thighs and cellulite for days no wonder my ex husband cheated on me I told myself that plenty of times. And atop that is a gray head with no real teeth of my own not to mention the deep dark circles that surround my eyes and not to mention the saggy breasts I need a sling to hold up not to mention my bad back and weak knees . I have so many ifs anns and butts no wonder I can’t find a special lover and no not sex, he has to be so much more than just sex...

He have to be willing to love me for this half baked of a brain I have left and not that tight twenty year old body that’s gone unless he want to pay for me to get it back...