Fake Friendship

Fake friends will hear ya woes and pray wit ya during your highs and lows so they can go tell their other friend, you know the one you don’t like because ya heard they don’t like you and you don’t knows why, you just heard from ya fake friend that person doesn’t like you...

Fake friends will be there on da front seat of your ride bumping to ya beat riding up all ya gas until ya car stop running. A fake friend will leave ya stranded side da road in da middle of da night in da middle of nowhere and want even try and send help and will doze back off to sleep and will tell you they thought you were playing...

A fake friend will eat ya food wear ya clothes drink ya beer smoke ya weed spend all ya money until the fridge get empty and the clothes mysteriously get bleached and da weed and beer run out and all da money spent up. And now you living in da streets. A fake friend will laugh at ya when they pass by wit they new fake friend pointing at ya, laughing when ya wave cause ya thought they were waving until ya realize they were pointing and laughing at ya. A fake friend will change their number so ya can quit calling ruining their day...

A fake friend will spend quality time with ya family, they will help ya babysit, do laundry, cook, help ya children wit homework run ya lover to work at seven am and come back to ya house and watch da children so ya can get some sleep. A fake friend willl drop you off at work at seven pm and swing by ya lovers job to give them a ride home so they can go to your house and put your children to bed so they can get in your bed and spoon and drool on your bed wit ya lover AND get a good night sleep from all that running around...

Fake friends will make you think they got ya back all while stabbing ya, fake friends will bring ya a huge plate full of all ya favorites cooked to perfection, best flavor ever from all da different shit in da food including shit and spit, rat poison and anti freeze and then they will visit ya daily in da hospital praying for ya recovery and will have a front row seat at ya funeral and will pass out on top of da coffin crying wit joy ya finally outta da way.