My freaky Friday

If I could mimic anything or anyone I would probably become a monster in my doings.

First person I would mimic is Chris Hemsworth, I would get naked and stand in front of the mirror and smile and then I would rent me a room and charge it to me because I am him and find me a woman so I can see what the hype is with men and sex and have myself a blast before I take on the next challenge because this challenge will take guts.

Before retirement and bad back and knees set in for Michael Jordan I would have been an NBA player so I could hold his balls while he flying thru the air to keep them safe just in case we ever get a chance to have sex. I would have worn white gloves and then I would have cupped his nuts real gentle to keep them in tact while he flying thru the air so no one would have hit him there.

I would mimic a Bald Eagle on a daily basis and get the hell out the house and fly above the noises of my mind and others, I would soar as high as I can and plunge towards the earth as fast as I can with my wings held tightly behind me and the wind whipping past my face as I approach the Earth and right before I hit I will extend my wings and pull my head and chest up and back and soar again and then I would go eat a big meal and fly over a car was and shit, back and forth shitting and laughing...

Queen Elizabeth I'm coming honey, by boat, the fucking mayflower so I can pay all the ancestors of slaves across the globe a million fucking dollars, I would get drunk and take my clothes off in the middle of town square and have a party so damn big Kim Jung Un and The D himself would both be there drinking smoking and having a fucking good time...

Ole Donnie boy his truly, Donald Trunp, I would look at his penis so I can see is there lack there of the reason he so damn pissed with men of color, damn. I would give all blacks in this country their promise land of forty acres with interest and a horse and and a car, you get a car, and you get a car. And then I would challenge Kim Jung Un to a boxing match in Vegas with Mike Tyson as Donnies coach ...

Well now is when I go downhill, I would become a talking Cobra snake so I can scare people just to see the look on their face when I talk to them...