Thick and juicy

Picture this, I was at the racetrack pumping my gas when a Tall Dark and Handsome man walked up, anything above 5’5 is taller than me. TDH says, may I pump that gas.  Now I had just finished work and was looking ragged, hair edges waved before I could even say hi. I said, I know how to pump my own gas and he licked his lips and smiled, damn I thought to myself, he lick lips real well. I said, sure, here you are and I moved to the side and he said, I’m not in this area a lot and I’m leaving tomorrow, would you have dinner with me this evening, and I said sure, why not. 

We exchanged numbers and later both decided on a place to eat.

I went home and I got all spiffy, brushed my hair and teeth and put on a black mini skirt and my gladiator sandals and a tight shirt with a lil cleavage showing and even put on some red lipstick. 

When I arrived he was looking quite yummy himself, and boy it has been a minute since I had some yummy time, maybe he is as good in bed as he looks to me right now, mmmm, should I find out. As I get closer to him he is smelling as good as he looks and I said good evening, and he extends his hand and I reach back and he kisses the back of my hand and then he looks me in my eyes, his eyes were a soft brown and his skin was dark and smooth, and he says, my my my you look good this evening looking all juicy and thick, now listen to this, I have enough money for dinner or for a viagra which one do you want.

Thirty minutes later after a few mmmm's and some oh's  this is so good. I said damn that was so good, best I ever had that crab boil sho was thick and juicy.

Sex with Katt Williams would be like whew, picture this

I bet sexy with Katt Williams will be like whew

Picture this, there you are on your knees, grinding on him and he banging on you and you grind harder and he all of a sudden he shift gears and swang and bang harder and faster and then he grabs you by the hair and says let me tastes your tongue bitch, while tugging at your hair, banging and hitting you right there while scratching your particular itch, you yelling keep it right there moaning, I can’t believe this lil nigga can fuck like that and then bingo, whew, he did that bank that lil nigger cum and jump up on both feet and straddle the middle of your back and yell gettie uppity bitch who da hell cant fuck and you rare back on both knees and make like a horse neee, buur and try to take off on your hands and knees barely moving when he says damn baby you move like a cow and he goes click click gettie uppity 

like I said whew

Be true to myself

Be true to who I am, dont love someone in their face and hate that same someone behind their back, in and out of my feelings at their expense expecting them to have my back when I stabbed them in theirs….